my questionnaire answers

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Your Name? Aydin Bastien

Your age?15

Describe yourself? short, dark brown hair, brown eyes, underweight

Describe your mate (if applicable)? mate? That’s friend right. Blonde, blue eyes, dorky smile.

Where (and when) do you live? America, New york.

What's your favourite sweet? milk duds

What is your favourite...
Season? Spring time, I like flowers

Food? spaghetti

Animal? Lizards, but I like every animal.

Colour? orange

Time of day? bed time

Weapon? erm… I don’t have one but my dad had a shotgun that was a weapon.


Can you read? yes, but I'm a bit slow at it.

Can you write? yes, but my handwriting is crap. (am I meant to answer like this)

Can you sing? everyone can, just some people do it better than others

Can you play an instrument? drums, a little. I didn’t get to do lessons for long.

What languages do you speak? American

What weapons can you use? None but I did use a shotgun twice.


Are you a virgin? No

Do you mate for life? erm… No

Who was your first lover? (or, if you are a virgin -- Who would you like your first lover to be?) A girl called Stacy back home.

Who is your current lover? erm… I have sex with a lot of people.

What is your favourite sexual position? I don’t think it has a name, but I like lying on top back to their stomach, having them hold your hair as they thrust into you. If that's a position.

What are your kinks? kissing, hand holding, collaring, Transvestic Fetisism

What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you? my mum leaving

What's the best thing that's ever happened to you? living next door to Leo.

Who is your worst enemy? my dad, Harland Bastien

Who is your best friend? Leo Corr

Tell us about your worst kiss. Tabitha Perry, she had braces and it hurt like hell.

Tell us about your best kiss. I can’t think of a best one. Mamma G gives good kisses. Leo the night my dad broke two of my ribs and made me deaf in one ear. I still don’t know what Leo said but it was the best kiss

Are you...
Smart? I don’t think so but I'm not dumb either.

Arrogant? I hope not, I think I'm more cocky than arrogant

Good-looking? yeah

Sexy? some people say I am

Capable? yes

Dangerous? no


Do you have any scars? Yeah too many

Do you have any piercings? Yeah earring

Do you have any tattoos? No, but I want them.

Do you have any other markings? two freckles on my left cheek

Do you wear any jewellery? only the earing

Have you ever broken any bones? Yes

Do you believe in a higher power? I did

Do you belong to a formal religion? Not any more

Do you have any religious rituals? No

Do your people have any sort of coming of age ritual? No

Do you have any personal rituals? I brush my teeth too often

Do you have any sexual rituals? erm I don’t know what this means

If you do not have a lover/mate/significant other/spouse, please answer the questions about your best friend.

How long have you been together? since we were young

What do you like to do together? cooking, play fighting, video games, watch judge Judy or trashy tv, smoke, drugs, drink sex, kiss

What do you do to make your lover happy? feed him, cuddle him, show him animal videos let him tell me how useless and clingy I am

What do you do even though it upsets your lover? erm put my glass in the same place get hurt

If someone was going to meet your lover for the first time, what one thing would they need to know? he doesn’t mean half the things he says, just give Leo time to warm up to you.

What's your absolutely favourite thing about your lover? his smile


If you were a _____ what would you be?
a metal copper

a plant Prairie gentian

a fault I try too hard

a virtue I’m patient

a colour blue

a season can I be my favourite or do I have to pick a new one?


What is your most distinctive...
Physical feature? my Freckles

Physical mannerism? erm putting my glass in the same place or brushing my teeth

Character trait? I’m too gullible

Turn of phrase? I’m not funny

Pet peeve? Lying

Habit? Smoking


What's one place you've always wanted to go? Africa, I want to pet a Lion

What's one thing you've never been able to do? roll my tongue properly

What one thing have you always wanted to learn but never have? another language

What's one thing you've always wanted to do and never have? fly on a plane

What's one thing you've always wanted to have but don't have? erm a nice house love

Who do you envy? Rich people.

Do you like animals? Yes

Which animals don't you like? erm none really, I mean wasp are a bit shit

Do you hunt? If so, for food or pleasure? if I did it would be for food.

Do you eat meat? Yes

Which animal do you most closely identify with? a dog

Which animal do you most closely identify your mate with? Lion

What are you afraid of? Ghosts, haunted houses, ouija boards, poltergeist.

How do you deal with your fears? I let Leo terrify me until I’m not scared. I don’t think it's working.

Why did you cry most recently? sad movie Leo was hurt

What was the worst pain you've experienced? broken ribs

What is the worst injury or illness you've experienced? when I was made partially deaf.

What do you most dread losing? Leo

What is your comfort food? hamburger

When do you reach for it? when we have money

What textures do you like least? (Why?) erm… hotel carpets.

Which textures make you most want to reach out and touch? (Why?) fur

What scent do you like most? (Why?) Lynx body spray

What scent do you like least? (Why?) Carling

Who (or what) do you live for?my dog and my friends Leo, I’ve always lived for him. He’s the reason I never went with my mom

Who (or what) would you die for? my dog and my friends

In general, what do people think of you upon first impression? that I'm needy

What do people think of you after they get to know you better? that they were right

If you were to die right now, today, what kind of legacy would you leave behind? I don’t think I would, I'm too young for a legacy.

What kind of legacy would you *want* to leave behind? that I was a good person and made a difference.

Do you like children? Yes

Do you have children? No

Do you want to have children? maybe

What is your earliest childhood memory? my mom being hit and still smiling

Who was your favourite person when you were a child? Mr Dewick, the IT teacher

Name one thing that made it clear to you that were no longer a child. How old were you at the time? When I watched what my dad could do and what he’d been doing for so long.

Can you ride a bike? No

Can you drive? No

Can you swim? Yes

Can you fly?No

Can you fight? No

Can you lead? No


Would you rather...
Eat an endless amount or photosynthesize? eat and endless amount.

Hold your breath indefinitely or make yourself turn blue? blue.

Learn sign language or talk without moving your lips? learn sign language.

Keep your eyes open without blinking or be able to turn off your hearing? blinking. Being deaf is horrible.

Fly or walk through solid matter? fly.

Live forever and stay young or be reincarnated with your old memories? be reincarnated maybe my soul would find Leo or Nix or mama again and we could live better lives


Are you poor, rich, or in between? poor

Growing up were you poor, rich or in between? poor

Is money important to you? yes you need it to live

How do you acquire money? sex

What is your most valuable possession? the laptop

What is your most valued possession? pictures of my friends and family.

What is your favourite sound? breathing. That's weird but it’s relaxing to me

What is your favourite thing to touch? the dog Leo's chest

What is your favourite smell? Flowers

What is your favourite taste? Toffee

What is your favourite sight? food in the fridge That dorky smile

Which of your senses is your favourite? taste probably

Can you cook? yes

What kind of food do you normally eat? Toast

What food is a special treat (like for a birthday)? Pizza

Do you drink alcohol? Yes

Have you ever been drunk? Relate the most memorable time. Yes, when I broke into the school and stole all the pens. Best Monday ever no teacher could write.

What is your cure for a hangover? Bed and water.

Have you ever witnessed a crime? Yes

Have you ever committed a crime? Yes

Have you ever been wrongly accused of a crime? Yes

Have you ever been arrested? Yes

Have you ever been to jail/received punishment? No, but I spent the afternoon in a mall lock up.

What's the worst thing you've ever "gotten away with"? stealing food

What are you allergic to? nothing

Do you eat fish? yes

Who is your oldest friend? Leo

What makes the best pet? dogs but I want a lizard

What is the grossest thing you've ever done? ate chew from under a desk it was a dare drank pee

Here is a needle, a tube of toothpaste, a deck of cards and some string. Make something. What did you make? I make a minty fresh mobile


Name one thing about your physical appearance would you change. my eyes

Name one thing about your mate's physical appearance would you change. nothing

Name one thing about your life would you change. that we could afford to live a better life

Name one thing about your mate's life would you change.the same thing that he would be happy and love me

Name one thing you did that made negative changes in your life. Would you do it again? running away, I do it again

Name one thing you did that made positive changes in your life. moving out

Do you believe in love at first sight? yes

Are you in love right now? I don't know, I love my friends and my dog yes

Is anyone in love with you? Not that I know

Has anyone ever broken your heart? Yes

What is the best thing about being in love? laughing and spending time together

What is the worst thing about being in love? they know just what to say to hurt you

What was the most memorable event of your childhood? The first day of school and I got my arse kicked

What's your favourite memory? Why? my mom making a birthday cake for me when I nine, it was a power ranger cake.

What's your least favourite/most painful memory? Why? My dad making me deaf

What do you do to help you preserve your memories (i.e. photographs, mementoes etc)? I keep everything I can, I don’t like throwing things away

Do you have a good memory or are you constantly forgetting things? good memory

Is memory a curse or a blessing? it's a blessing

Describe your hair. brown curly a mess, swept to one side

Describe your mate's hair. blonde, shaggy and everywhere perfect

If you could change your hair this minute, what would it look like? nothing it’s his hair

Ever had a hair disaster? What happened? shaved off when I was little. I had really bad knits

Are you usually concerned with the appearance of your hair? (ie do you think about it or just brush and go) not really, I look as I do. That's it.

Hairy or smooth -- which do you prefer? smooth

Do you believe in romance? Yes

What is the most romantic thing you have ever done? lying in the grass together just talking and looking up at the sky

What is the most romantic thing someone has ever done for you? kissed me gently

Is a sense of humour important to you? Yeah

What is the silliest thing you have ever done with a lover? B&E

Name something that looks like fun, but that you would never do. Why wouldn't you do it?

What is your favourite... (and why?)
Fruit? Strawberries

Movie?

Way to spend time with your mate? watching tv

Number? 22

Time waster? games
Sport? baseball

Have you ever paid someone for sex? Np

Have you ever had someone tie you up? Yes

What's the weirdest thing you've ever been penetrated with? erm a dick

Where's the oddest place you've had sex? Maccies

What's your most perverted fantasy? to make love like in the movies.

Has your partner ever done something to you that you thought you'd hate and you got off on it? breathing smoke into my mouth

When did you get your first paying job? five months

What was it? prostitution

What job are you working now? same

What job do you expect you will be doing in the future? I don’t know

If you didn't have to work (money wasn't an issue) would you still work anyway? No

What is your ideal job? astronaut,

Say the first thing that pops into your head after each of the following words. Do you know why your brain made that connection?

Hate. Love

Love. Heat

Sex. Drugs

Family. sadness

Fear. Leo

Humanity.

What is your favourite sound?

If you were deaf, what would you miss the most? I’m half deaf and I miss half the conversation all the time. But If I was fully deaf I would miss the little thing like the sound of my friend's voice. Leo’s voice and the sound of nothing just sitting and being around quiet.

What does your voice sound like? like a girl

Can you sing? I don’t think so

Can you play an instrument? drums

What is the sound of a sunrise? birds, nature, like crickets.

Do you consider yourself creative? not really

What is the most creative thing you've ever done? a flower arrangement

Do you have any artistic talent? What? isn’t that the same as being creative

Do you like art? Yes

Do you believe artist should be subsidised so that they can create without having to worry about stuff like a roof over their heads or where their next meal is coming from? erm I don’t understand

If you had to put one item that belongs to you into a museum time capsule, what would it be? my favourite picture of me and Leo on my birthday when we were younger with stupid birthday hats